Three nice punk rock boys from Washington

So one of my favorite bands is MxPx... they're kind of a catchy, fast, melodic punk band from Bremerton, WA (it's right next to Puget Sound, kind of between Seattle and Aberdeen, a little to the north of Olympia). I think they're really interesting, because they're a punk band, but they're nice Christian boys who (this is all guessing) go to church every week, say their prayers on the tour bus, and are nice to their parents and everything. I feel sorry for them (especially Mike Herrera, the singer/bassist), because they're the kind of band chicks dig. So after the show, they probably have lots of chicks coming on to them and propositioning them for sex and shit, but they're nice boys who are waiting to get married before they fuck anyone, only one (probably Mike) isn't a virgin, and they're all like 22. Poor bastards, they're too nice to bang groupies for fun.

They're such nice boys, you could bring all three of them (Mike, Tom, AND Yuri) home to Mom, and she'd still love them. Even if you're groping them and feeling them up and trying to get Tom to let you give him a blow job while Mom is out of the room for a few minutes. And he wouldn't let you, probably.

Usually, I think "Christian music" sucks really really bad, but these guys are cool. Because they don't play "Christian music", they play rock'n'roll. I get the impression that their old joints are more religiously themed, but fuck it. Religion is just their personal thing, they're not preaching or trying to proselytize new drones. They could stand to learn to use some four letter words, though. They ARE a punk rock band, after all.

Whatevah.