Basics

Full Name: Age: Sorry, honeys under 15 are ineligible except by special dispensation 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 Sorry, honeys over 23 are ineligible except by special dispensation

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Personal Info

Height: Sorry, honeys under 5' are ineligible except by special dispensation 5' 5'1" 5'2" 5'3" 5'4" 5'5" 5'6" 5'7" 5'8" 5'9" 5'10" 5'11" 6' Sorry, honeys over 6' are too goddamn tall, and are ineligible except by special dispensation Weight: Really fucking skinny 100-110 pounds 111-120 pounds 121-130 pounds 131-140 pounds 141-150 pounds 151-160 pounds 161-170 pounds I'm big boned, okay?!?

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Eye color: Blue Brown Green Hazel Other Skin tone: Damn near albino! Pale Average Tanned Really tanned Asian/Hispanic Black Measurements:

Number of sexual 'partners' ('partners' being persons you've been to 3rd base with or more): None! Please bust my cherry, big daddy! :D I've fooled around with guys, but I'm a virgin 1 2 3 4 5 6 I've lost count

Vices

Smoke? Hells no, I got the Straight Edge Now and then Every day I am a nicotine whore Drink? Hells no, I got the Straight Edge I like a beer now and then I'm a regular boozer My liver looks like David Crosby's Drugs? I be a sXe Straight Edge muthafucka I rock the ganj a little I like to get high a lot I am a member of the Grateful Dead

Sex? Ew, sex is dirty Never done it, but I'd like to try it Its okay, now and then I like it fairly often I need to get off every day I'm even hornier than you Food? Pizza Chocolate Sandwiches Burgers/Fries Sushi Chow Mein Taco Bell Pasta Cock Other Non-alcoholic drink? Pepsi Coke Sprite/7 Up Dr Pepper Mountain Dew Jolt Cola Coffee Other

Aesthetics & Interests

Fashion sense: Normal-looking Preppy Punk rock Gothic Raver I have to wear a uniform for school/work Piercings: None, or just my ears I've got a couple extra holes in my ears and/or one or two in my nose I have a number of piercings. Wanna see? I can't get through metal detectors in airports

Tattoos: None... yet I have one somewhere, wanna try to find it? I've got a bunch of em My skin is saturated with ink Music, first choice: Fuckin punk rock! Indie rock/alternative Ambient/trance Techno/Electronic Metal Rap Classic rock Blues/Jazz Weird Al Other Music, second choice: Fuckin punk rock! Indie rock/alternative Ambient/trance Techno/Electronic Metal Rap Classic rock Blues/Jazz Weird Al Other

Reading: I'm practically illiterate I can read, I just don't like to I like reading now and then I routinely read books with chapters and no pictures I've read entire libraries of big fat classic books with lots of big words For fun, I:

Attitudes

My usual demeanor is Laid-back Cautious Fun Quiet Witty Wild Bad-ass .

I think of myself as an Old fashioned Creative Intellectual Idealistic person.

I generally behave Not at all A little Somewhat Quite Extremely aggressively.

Spiritually, I am a(n) Atheist Nihilist/Existentialist Agnostic Christian Jew Muslim Hindu Buddhist New Age Satanist Wiccan Other .

Politically, I am Anarchist Libertarian Socialist Centrist Conservative Fascist .

My preferred level of PDA is None! Don't show your love! A public kiss now and then is okay I'll make out in public places I like fucking in plain view of passersby .

My idea of a perfect date is

Essay Section

Explain to me, in as many words as necessary, why you kick ass and would make a good girlfriend for me, and if you can describe my incredible level of coolness, why I kick ass and deserve a badass chick like yourself. Demonstrate good language skills (punctuation, capitalization, spelling, separating paragraphs, et cetera).