500 Questions or Everything You Didn't Want to Know About Me

1. What brand of toothpaste?

Colgate sometimes with baking soda sometimes without

2. Shampoo + Conditioner in one ..or separate?

Seperate

3. What Brands?

Paul Mitchell

4. What flavor dental floss: Mint, cinnamon, bubble gum, or regular?

I'm minty fresh baby!

5. Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or ?

pull them up

6. Toilet paper: wad or fold?

wad

7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name?

No, but I know he has one hell of a temper

8. Favorite color?

Purple

9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing?

Keds canvas shoes

10. Apples, oranges, or bananas?

how about strawberries?

11. Lefty or righty?

righty. Left handed people are freaks

12. Glass is half-empty or half-full?

I'm more of a Dammit this isn't what I ordered kind of a person

13. Bleh or blah?

blah

14. What do you like about yourself?

my warped sense of humor

15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers?

anything's possible

16. Do you sing in the shower?

no, but I dance

17. Do you talk to your cat/dog/rodents?

yeah, and sometimes they talk back

18. Do you talk to yourself?

when I want to have an interesting conversation, yeah

19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist?

no, but I would go out with him because he has a very nice car

20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name?

no, I don't even know if they're a man or a woman

21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas?

no, they don't deserve it, damn mail is always late

22. Do you have 11 toes?

Let me check....nope

23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used?

I’ve never used one

24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen?

yes, but only if there were absolutely no other pens around

25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink?

depends on how bad I really wanted/needed it

26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny?

Bugs Bunny. Mickey Mouse is a pansy

27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot?

hehe, yeah

28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl?

um....no

29. If you HAD to, what color nail polish/lipstick would you wear?

Oh god, torture me. I wear the shade mulberry lipstick and purple nailpolish

30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous?

no, that would hurt

31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day?

yes

32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay?

depends on the guy

33. How do you take mascara off?

soap and water

34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on?

too freaky for me

35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size?

um...you try one on

36. Would u ever wear lip gloss?

I'm wearing it now

37. What's better: gummi sweet-tarts or sweet-tart gum?

I wouldn't know

38. M&Ms or Skittles?

M&Ms

39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her?

Like, oh my god, yes

40. What is 1 + 1 ?

Hey man, nobody told me there was going to be math on this thing

41. What is your favorite holiday?

Christmas so I can sing cheesy songs

42. Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman

RuPaul, she's sassy

43. How old are you?

18

44. How old do you WANT to be?

16

45. Where do you want to live?

In a small town in Maine. The kind you read about in Stephen King novels.

46. Where do you want to go?

Ireland, Eygpt, India, Scotland, and Japan

47. Who do you want to meet?

Either Terry Gilliam or Douglas Adams

48. Do you like Kool-Aid?

Oh yeah, with lots of sugar

49. Does pine-sol smell good?

Oh god no

50. What are your favorite pizza toppings?

cheese, pepperoni, and mushrooms

51. Do you like toast?

yep yep

52. Do you still carve pumpkins?

Duh, you have to or the evil spirits will come and steal all your candy and take you back with them to hell

53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa?

No, my parents know where they are in the kitchen

54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth?

I think so

55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet?

yes, and they are still there

56. Clear or colored?

What the hell are you talking about?

57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint?

mmmmmmm chocolate fluoride

58. Where is your hand right NOW?

on my mouse

59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky?

Left pinky. You can draw a face on it and make it belly dance...or not

60. Okay or O'tay?

okay, I hate it when people say O'tay

61. French poodle or French kiss?

French kiss

62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches?

you're asking the wrong person

63. If not, how big are they REALLY?

I'll get back to you on that one

64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2?

I couldn’t tell you

65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages?

no, I'm a bad kid

66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages?

yes

67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29?

no

68. Have you ever used colored white-out?

yes

69. What do you think of Smurfette?

She's a tease

70. What is your favorite book?

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound?

sounds pretty darn good

72. Salmon or Cod?

Salmon

73. Crab or Lobster?

Lobster

74. What sounds better: up or down?

up

75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards?

sideways

76. Ok, NOW where is your hand?

still on the mouse

77. Describe the best day of your life.

I'm still waiting for it

78. Broom or mop?

mop

79. What is your favorite word?

phantasmagoria, it's just fun to say

80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. ;P

81. What is your full name?

Meggan Marie ******

82. What do you wish your name was?

Tristina Affleck (yes as in Mrs. Ben Affleck)

83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy.

All I'm going to say is that it involves a polaroid and a motercycle. Pretty kinky huh?

84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard?

My dad's which is Guye

85. Are your feet the same size?

yes

86. Cassettes or CDs?

CDs

87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home?

oh god yes

88. What are your Christmas traditions?

we listen to cheesy christmas carols non-stop, we look at christmas lights together, we have a huge dinner with home baked pies, and yeah

89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut?

tear

90. 10 more to go, are you bored?

kind of

91. Do you like onions?

NO!!! They're evil!

92. What would you name your band, if you had one?

The Erotic Psychotic. It rhymes.

93. Have you ever worn a dress?

yes

94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you?

yes

95. Frogs or toads?

frogs

96. Do u believe in making a wish at 11:11?

Never heard of that one

97. 8 or 3?

8

98. How long can you hula-hoop for?

One second if that

99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME?

Well isn't he special

100. You made it. Do you love me now?

hahahahahaha.....no

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I lied, there are more...

101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little?

No, I ate the crayon paper though

102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for?

I don't remember

103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem?

Nope, I'm a bad American

104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house?

haha, no

105. Are you going to name your son Elvis?

no no no a thousand times no

106. If not, what?

Either Crispian, Ender, Corbin, Trent, Spencer, or Tristan

107. What about your daughter?

Either Tristina, Bronwyn, Morgana, Toby, or Freesia

108. Describe your most embarrassing moment.

Umm, my whole life has been one large embarrassing moment

109. Do you read tabloids?

No, I do have some shame

110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

No. Haha, no...hahahahahahahaha

111. Do you like cotton candy?

never have never will

112. Do you suffer from cramps?

yes

113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling?

just what exactly is that not-so-fresh feeling?

114. Favorite food?

eggrolls, artichokes, seafood, mushrooms and ranch dressing

115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?

I'd probably buy something

116. Ribbed or plain?

what the hell, ribbed

117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"?

lala

118. Apple pie or cherry pie?

apple pie

119. Pepsi or Coke?

Coke

120. Strawberry or Vanilla?

vanilla

121. Favorite movie?

It's a toss up between Pulp Fiction and Brazil

122. Favorite Actor?

Right now it's Johnny Depp

123. Favorite Actress?

Katherine Hepburn

124. Cheerios or corn flakes?

corn flakes

125. Panty hose or thigh-highs?

panty hose

126. Do you shave your legs?

yes

127. Midnight or mid-day?

midnight

128. Hope or Billy?

Hope

129. Cottonball or Q-tip?

Q-tip

130. Dry or lubricated?

lubricated

131. Fast or slow?

fast

132. Hard or soft?

hard

133. Yogurt or ice-cream?

ice-cream

134. Spoon or fork?

fork

135. Are you crying right now?

no

136. Fling or flick?

flick

137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see?

I see my middle finger...duh

138. Look to your left, what do you see?

A huge ass tv with a picture of me at graduation, a glass vase filled with pink and red roses, and some weird little figurine guy on it

139. Look to your right, what do you see?

I see a wall and a Norman Rockwell calender

140. Who is at your house right now?

me my little brother, my dad

141. Are your legs crossed right now?

no

142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now?

no

143. Favorite song?

"Creep" by Radiohead

144. Boxers or briefs?

boxers

145. Tootsie pops or blowpops?

tootsie pops

146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint?

Doublemint

147. Do you like to fish?

yeah

148. Is your grandpa cool?

very cool

149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories?

no

150. Do you snore?

I have no idea

151. Describe how your breath smells right now.

It smells good

152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis."

Matilda

153. Does it taste good?

ok, you're on crack, aren't you?

154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?

lick

155. Do you chew on pens/pencils/--?

sometimes

156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)

Ziggy

157. Acting class or class act?

Umm, both

158. Upside-down or downside-up?

upside-down

159. What's up?

Not much

160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of?

that Save By the Bell episode where Screetch dresses up as the Bayside Tiger for that dumb cheerleading thing and um...yeah

161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of?

some drunkard alien

162. Blondes or brunettes?

brunettes

163. Push or pull?

push

164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push?

sometimes, just to mess with their head

165. Do you even read those door things?

yes

166. Do spiders scare you?

oh yeah

167. What does?

dolls and open spaces

168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby?

you wuss

169. What was your first word?

I think it was dada

170. What was your first phrase?

I don't know

171. What can you not pronounce?

that one word, you know

172. Did you know my phone just rang?

better go get it

173. Is your phone ringing?

no

174. What's your phone number?

1-900-yeahright

175. Do you eat your toe-nails?

I would have to be pretty darn hungry

176. Are you in drag right now?

no

177. WalMart of Kmart?

WalMart

178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey?

Jim Carrey

179. How many REAL push-ups can you do?

1 if I really assert myself

180. How many fake push-ups can you do?

100

181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. -- Are you tired now?

yeah right

182. Does your bike have 2 wheels?

I don't own a bike

183. Are they flat?

no

184. Can you do a hand-stand?

no

185. Front or back?

front

186. Walk backward for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it?

3:27pm

187. Are you on fire right now?

no

188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it?

pretty good

189. Sprite or 7-up?

7-up

190. Mug Rootbeer or DrPepper?

DrPepper

191. Bambi or Thumper?

Thumper

192. Do you think Flower is hot?

no

193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you?

no

194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5?

no, who would?

195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free?

yeah, they're pathetic

196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left?

304

197. Is your left pinky right-handed?

my left pinky doesn't have hands

198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=?

What's with you and math?

199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have?

If I had 5 dollars I wouldn't spend it on apples

200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing?

Depends on how wild you get doing the wild thing and for how long

201. How do you spell Czechoslovakia?

C-z-e-c-h-o-s-l-o-v-a-k-i-a

202. Can you burp whenever you want?

no, I'm not that talented

203. Will you call me?

maybe

204. What is the corniest pick-up line you've ever HEARD?

Your pants must be a mirror cause I can see myself in them

205. When you sit are you actually standing?

no

206. Spit or swallow? <-- I mean gum :P.

spit

207. When it's time for you to go to bed, do you go or stay up talking to me?

I go

208. Did you know Mariah Carey rulez?

Mariah Carey is a hootchie mama

209. How old were you when you were 12?

12?

210. On a good day how many tootsie pops can you eat?

3

211. On a bad?

1

212. X-Men or Power Rangers?

Neither

213. Go into a crowded public place.. try to bite your ear and hit your chest.. What happens?

Probably nothing

214. Do people give you money?

no

215. Pizza or squid?

pizza

216. Love or war?

love

217. What's your favorite sense: touch, sight, hearing, smelling, or taste? and why?

sight

218. If you could relive one day of your life, what day, and why?

I have no clue

219. Shake or stir?

shake

220. Pen or pencil?

pen

221. On or off?

on

222. Ribbit or croak?

ribbit

223. Comb or brush?

brush

224. Sitting: Indian-style or on your knees.

Indian-style

225. What do you call them: Bangs or fringe?

bangs

226. How long are yours?

short

227. How long is it?

Is what?

228. Will you please send me your picture?

I don't know, you're kind of weird

229. A large group of friends or a best friend?

A large group of friends

230. Nick or Shawn?

Nick

231. Lori or Kim?

Lori

232. Laurie or Lori?

Lori

233. Chris or Kris?

Chris

234. Who is the most perverted person you've ever met?

this girl named Jessica

235. Why?

She bites random people in the ass among other things

236. Who is the weirdest person you've ever met?

Jessica

237. Why?

read up a couple questions

238. Would you consider yourself: wild or mild?

both

239. Would you consider yourself: shy, fly, high, or dry?

Oh my!

240. Would you consider yourself: bad, rad, mad, or sad? (ok these are lame so what :P)

rad

241. Wind, water, or fire?

water

242. Earth or sky?

sky

243. Iced or hot?

iced

244. Mocha or regular?

mocha

245. Would you like fries with that?

yes

246. Single or double?

double

247. Mild or hot sauce?

hot sauce

248. What do you think about guns?

they're alright if used responsibly

249. What color is your hand?

I'm not really sure

250. Do you like being called nice?

yes

251. Are you right-faced?

Right faced?

252. If you were a frog would you eat flies?

probably

253. Do you eat flies already?

No

254. If you were a cat would you eat rats?

yeah

255. Do you have a pet rat?

no

256. Name your pets.

Annie

257. Do you love your pets?

yes

258. Are you an exclamation kind of person or a period?

period

259. Do you love me (question mark)

no

260. VHS or hi-8?

VHS

261. What is better: sand or dirt?

sand

262. What is better: walks on the beach with sand flying at you or walks in the mountains with killer squirrels?

in the mountains with killer squirrels

263. Are you scared of small animals?

some of them are vicious

264. Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?

Simon

265. Leave-in or Rinse-out?

rinse-out

266. Straight, waves, or curls?

straight

267. Who is your favorite power ranger?

um...they all suck

268. Who is your favorite Smurf?

Clumsy

269. Who is your favorite GI Joe?

Alas, I didn't have one

270. Do you love Optimus Prime?

I was fond of him

271. How did Optimus Prime die in Transformers - the movie?

Damn, I forget

272. Did you watch Pee Wee's Playhouse when you were little?

maybe

273. Would you watch it now if it was still on?

Oh who am I kidding, I do still watch it

274. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

According to that pimping owl, it only takes 3

275. Will the world ever know?

yes, some day

276. Did you have to go ask Owl to find out?

no, just watched the commercial

277. Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, or Owl?

Tigger

278. Was Winnie The Pooh better as a cartoon or puppets?

cartoon

279. Have you ever been to Disneyland?

no, but I'll ride them tea cups some day

280. Have you ever been to Disneyworld?

no

281. If not, do you want to? If yes, do you want to go again?

sure

282. Have you ever been out of the country?

no

283. If so, where?

this is depressing, never been to disney land, never left the country

284. Do you like where you live?

no

285. Do a cart-wheel. Was that fun?

I can’t

286. Count your fingers. How many do you have?

10

287. How many times has Wile E. Coyote been squished?

Too many

288. Do you secretly wish the road-runner would get caught?

yes

289. Who is better: Sylvester or Tweety?

Sylvester

290. Is your room messy right now?

a little bit

291. Count your fingers again. How many do you have now?

Still 10

292. Are you sure you counted correctly?

yes

293. Do you have a thing for Peter Cottontail?

no

294. Have you ever been in love with a cartoon character?

I kind of liked Trent from Daria

295. What is your favorite TV show?

Seinfeld

296. Who is your favorite cartoon character?

Dexter or Space Ghost

297. Who is your favorite TV character?

The Cigarette-Smoking Man

298. What are your favorite awards show?

Academy Awards

299. Do you think you are going to be famous one day?

Maybe. Most likely not though.

300. If so, for what? If no, why not?

I don't care what, fame is fame dammit

301. What was the last certificate/award you got for?

something for making the Dean's List

302. Are you obsessed with sports?

no

303. What is your favorite sport?

Basketball

304. Do you watch or play that sport?

yes, sometimes

305. What is your favorite basketball team?

Seattle Supersonics

306. What is your favorite baseball team?

Seattle Mariners

307. What is your favorite hockey team?

Don't Watch Hockey

308. What is your favorite football team?

Don't Have one

309. Favorite players?

don't have any

310. What is the most boring thing to watch on TV?

those educational shows that teach you how to add and speak different languages

311. Do you watch golf?

no

312. Who is your favorite golfer?

don't have one

313. If you said you weren't bored before, are you now? If yes, SHUSH!

A little

314. What are you the King of?

green rabid poodles

315. Can you name all the characters on the Simpson’s?

Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Grandpa, Milhouse, Principal Skinner, Moe the bartender, Barney, Otto, Mr. Burns, Santa’s little helper, the neighbor Ned Flanders, Krusty the Klown, Side Show Bob, Itchy and Scratchy, Smithers, Abu, Patty and Selma, Nelson the bully, Bleeding Gums Murphy, Father Lovejoy, that is all I can think of

316. What is the bartenders name?

Moe

317. What is the quickie-mart's owner's name?

Abu?

318. Who is the police chief?

Wiggins?

319. What is your school called?

I'm not gonna tell

320. What grade are you in?

Frosh

321. What is your school colors?

I don't even know

322. What is your school mascot?

?

323. What clubs are you in?

None

324. Do you have a specific person who is your school mascot?

Probably

325. If yes, what is his/her name and what do they wear? If no, you should.

::shrugs shoulders::

326. How many teachers do you have?

constantly changing

327. What is your favorite subject?

English

328. Why?

I like it

329. What is your worst subject?

math

330. Why?

I can barely count

331. What do you wish you had done in the past, but didn't?

go with my gut instincts on things, cause they were usually right

332. What do you wish you hadn't done?

underestimated myself

333. What do you wish for?

True love, success, one wild and crazy experience before I die

334. What are your goals?

same as above

335. What do you plan to be?

I'm still working on that

336. Are you going to college (now or future?)

now

337. Did middle school suck?

yes

338. Did elementary school suck?

yes

339. Did you call elementary school something else? (grade school, basic?)

no

340. How many people go to your school?

Too many to know

341. How many did you wish go to your school?

don't really care

342. Do you hate anyone?

no

343. Do you love anyone?

yes

344. Do you have a friend that you wish wasn't?

yes

345. Do you read your horoscope?

no, it's stupid

346. Do you believe in that stuff?

no

347. Whipped cream or fudge syrup?

whipped cream

348. Please tell that someone that you love, just what you're thinking of, if tomorrow never comes! Did they like it?

yes

349. Do you pick up pennies off the ground, if you find them?

sometimes

350. Have you ever found someone's wallet?

no

351. Did you give it back?

I would if I ever find a lost wallet

352. What is the most money you've ever found at once?

$5.00

353. Who is your favorite model?

Emme

354. Do you think women with a lot of makeup on are prettier?

it depends on the woman

355. Do you want to be a model?

no, they all look like they're on something

356. Can you walk the runway?

maybe

357. Have you ever pretended you could?

yes

358. Are you too sexy for your clothes?

nope

359. Have you ever gone out with more than one person at a time?

no

If so, what happened?

nothing

360. Do you read other people's mail?

I have in the past

361. Are you Curious George?

no, but I wouldn't mind being him for a while

362. Do you like monkeys?

yeah

363. Do you look like a monkey?

no

364. Are yawns contagious?

yes

365. Does yawning turn you on?

depends on who's yawning

366. Do you like Alanis Morissette?

no

367. Do you think she is pretty?

not really

368. Do you think she is a good singer?

No, her voice is annoying

369. What type of fetishes do you have?

Hmmmmm I can't think of any

370. Do you wear socks on in bed?

no

371. Do socks turn you on?

no

372. What do your weirdest socks look like?

I don't own any weird socks

373. Do your socks have holes in them?

some do

374. Do you want a Volkswagen?

yes

375. What is that kind of phone called with the round dialer thing that they don't make now?

rotary

376. Do your socks smell?

yes

377. Do you smell?

probably

378. What do you smell like?

Coconut

379. Will what you smell like make me puke?

no

380. What cologne do your wear?

don't wear cologne

381. Or do you wear perfume?

I wear perfume

382. Does it smell better or worse than you?

The same

383. Do you like CK-1 or CK-Be?

don't know

384. Do you wish you were a woman?

I am one

385. So what's your foot doing right now?

it's crossed over my other foot

386. Look up, what's there?

a ceiling

387. Do you have cable?

yes

388. Do you have extended-cable?

yes

389. Do you think the word "HyPeRnEsS" sounds cool?

no

390. Do you have caller-ID?

yes

391. Do you have call-waiting?

yes

392. Do you have 2 phone lines?

yes

393. Do you think the phone company rips you off?

yes

394. Do you like your mom?

yes

395. Do you like your dad?

yes

396. Do you like your siblings?

sometimes

397. Now that you've been filling this out for a while, do you still remember what 1+1 = ?

yes

398. Do you have to use the bathroom now?

no

399. When was the last time you did?

about half an hour ago

400. Do you have a guy bathroom or girl bathroom?

neither, it's unisex

401. Are you the God of Kinkiness?

no,

402. What is your bathroom's color theme?

blue and pale yellow

403. What room are you in now?

Family room

404. What color shows up there the most?

blue

405. Do you know who Keroppi is?

He's a frog

406. Do you know what Sanrio is?

The company that puts out Hello Kitty and Keroppi

407. Can you wink with either eye?

yes

408. Can you roll your tongue?

no, I wish

409. Do you have a chin-cleft?

no

410. Do you like MTV?

no, it sucks

411. Do you like Beavis and Butthead?

hehehehehe yes

412. Are you double-jointed?

no

413. When was the last time you went to a picnic?

I've never been to one

414. Do you like parks?

Yeah, that's where all the freaks are

415. Do you like hiking?

yes

416. Do you like kids?

some of them

417. Are you a kid?

At heart

418. Do you want kids?

yes

419. Do you want kids now?

oh god no

420. How many kids do you want?

Two-four

421. Do you want to be a single parent?

no

422. Are you going Easter egg hunting?

no

423. Do you hide Easter eggs from yourself?

that would be cheating

424. Do you hide gifts/money from yourself so you find them later and are surprised?

hehe yeah

425. Do you like your memories?

Most of them

426. Have you ever been digging in your backyard (if you have one) and found something interesting?

no

427. If so, what? If no, start digging!

I have been digging! I dug a huge hole and still found nothing but a bunch of worms.

428. Did you know my phone just rang again?

Wow, you're pretty popular

429. Now is yours ringing?

no, but it did just a minute ago

430. What is your favorite radio station?

Sunny 92.9

431. Do you know what a jingle is?

yes

432. Does your radio station have one?

no

433. Have you memorized all their commercials?

no, I change the channel when they have their corny commercials

434. Do they play as many commercials as they play music?

sometimes I wonder

435. What kind of music do they play?

Pop, rock, and a lot of 80's music

436. Are you hungry right now?

A little
437. Do you know of all the radio stations in your area?

yes

438. Do you not even care?

no

439. When were you the most surprised last/ever?

Last quarter

440. Why? What happened?

I got a B in my political science class

441. Uh, oh. My phone rang again. Did you know that time?

I guessed

442. Do you like it or hate it when people call?

hate it

443. Are you psychic?

no

444. Are you psycho?

I don't think so

445. Do you like Beck?

yes

446. Do you have 2 turntables and a microphone?

no, I only have 1 turntable and a microphone

447. Do you want to be a DJ?

no, they're all dorks

448. Are you a DJ?

no

449. Do you know "where it's at?"

Do I ever

450. Where do you want to be right now?

in a car driving the hell away from here

451. Make a fist. Do you feel manly now?

Yes, I am a manly woman

452. Do you like school?

Yeah, I guess

453. Do you bathe daily?

No, I take showers

454. Weekly?

yes

455. Monthly?

yes

456. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

get up and go pee

457. Do you like waking up?

no

458. Are you a morning person?

nope

459. Would you let a girl paint your nails if she asked?

probably not

460. Do you do it yourself?

yes

461. Do your grandparents live in a cabin?

Yeah right

462. Do you want to be the Unibomber junior?

no

463. Are you scared of the Easter Bunny?

I used to be

464. What about the Tooth Fairy?

no

465. Do you like sitting on Santa's lap?

kinky, but no

466. When was the last time you did?

too long ago to remember

467. Would you sit on Santa's lap for some silly putty?

Sure, I love silly Putty

468. Do you have a Ken doll?

no

469. Do you like him?

no

470. Do you want Barbie?

er...no

471. Do you still play with GI Joes?

no

472. Are transformers cool?

very, they're robots in disguise

473. Do you love A Christmas Story?

oh yeah!

474. Is it time to slam down?

not yet

475. Does A Wonderful Life make you sick?

I’ve never seen it

476. Do you like glue?

yes

477. What is your favorite recreational sport?

air hockey

478. Do you have a car?

yes

479. What kind?

'91 Geo Metro

480. What kind of car do you want?

I don't care. Anything's cooler than the one I have now.

481. Have you ever swum in the Nile River?

no

482. Do you have a thing for alligators?

no

483. Are you a cat-man or a dog-man?

dog-woman

484. Would you rather go to church or pet your dog?

pet my dog

485. What is the plural form of "SWAN?"

swans?

486. Do you like geese?

Nothing against them

487. Do you like hot dogs?

Sure, they're not good for me

488. What about hamburgers?

you bet

489. Ketchup, Mayo, or mustard?

all three

490. What is your favorite letter?

M

491. Cup or glass?

glass

492. How many calories are in one 8 OZ. serving of Western Family Strawberry-Banana lowfat yogurt?

Not a clue

493. Are your feet cold right now?

nope

494. Do you believe in aliens?

yes

495. Have you ever seen a UFO?

Maybe, who can say

496. What is your newspaper called?

Let's just say it's not the New York Times

497. Do you enjoy work?

no

498. Do you consider yourself smart?

yes

499. Do you like your ears?

yes

500. Do you know what?

No, what?

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