WEIRD...

by Yen

Part 2



" Kyo honey, when was the last time you MOWED your pits? " Pushing past
the shorter guy, Shinya continued to firmly close his nose as he walked
towards the open window.

Giving out a pout, Kyo gave out a shout of frustration as he noticed
that Shinya was taking deep breaths of air from the open window. " I bet
if I'm Die or Kaoru for that matter, you wouldn't care bout my pretty
armpit hair. I've dyed it red just for you, ne! Look! "

Shinya gave out a horrified look as Kyo began closing in on him with his
dark coloured pits. " Red? Red? That looks like dung covered weeds to
me! Hell, you can't even pick the right colours? "

" Heloooo minna! " A loud girlish voice that sounded more like a broken
record player called out from the front door. Running his long fingers
through his shiny purple hair, Toshiya began making his way towards Kyo,
his hips swaying in a seductive manner.

Shinya rolled his eyes as he noticed Kyo's look of surprise and pure
excitement. Feeling slightly jealous as he noticed how Toshiya had
locked his arms around his lover's waist, he gave out a monstrous shout,
that reverberated through the walls of the living room.

' It's working, hold me tighter Tosh, ' Smiling triumphantly, Kyo
noticed the jealousy that was evident on Shinya's face.

Toshiya raised one brow as he heard what Kyo had whispered out to him.
Deliberately glancing towards Shinya, he flashed the drummer a haughty glare
before he brought his lips to close down on that of Dir's vocalist.

" Nani yo!~ " Nearly crying out in frustration, Shinya stomped his feet as
he witnessed the passionate and stomach churning scene that played
itself directly in front of him. " You bunny haired stick, get your
thin lips of my KYO! "

Kyo who realised that Toshiya was already going to move away from him,
immmediately entwined his arms against the taller guy's neck, softly
whispering out as he continued to deepen the kiss. " Ne, it's working
perfectly. Don't you dare stop now, Tosh. "

*Okay, okay. Hold on here. The writer of this hentai fic has to go off
and puke out the remains of her last night's dinner. Alas, my poor
self cannot tolerate 30SX styled hentai fics. The torture and suffering
that one must go through (sigh)*

Next: Chapter Three

What will happen to bomber Shinya, will he finally explode?
Will Kyo finally be able to win Shinya's heart not body? *pukes out today's
breakfast*
Most importantly, will Toshiya reveal to his best friend his real
feelings towards him?
You don't know who's the best friend? Are!~ *collapses on the floor*


2000 (c)Yen

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