Part 1

Shinya walked into the dimly lit room.

" Argh! KYO! "

A huge hand slipped past the slim figure's waist. Breathing huskily down Shinya's pink ears. " Ash…ash…Oh, Shinya baby! "

Shinya closed his eyes, feeling somewhat disgusted but excited at the same time. " What are you planning to do? "

Large drops of saliva fell onto Shinya's shoulders as Kyo began making his way down his neck. " What do you think? "

" Err..are you planning to turn me into a pacifier or some sort? " Roughly pushing the other away from him, Shinya backed himself against the wall. " Or DO I LOOK LIKE A DAMN ICE CREAM TO YOU? "

Kyo's lips trembled as tears of hurt filled his eyes. " It's my retainers…they make me drool. But it's sexy, ne? "

Shinya's eyes bulged out in surprise as the other began singing Myaku. Kyo was dancing like a turkey, arms flailing, spitting out saliva as he sang out to the infamous song. Grabbing the umbrella beside him, Shinya opened it up to protect his own self from the downpour.

" Look at me! Oh! " Hips swaying in what he thought was an enticing and erotic dance, he moved closer towards the younger boy.

Armed with only the heavy umbrella, Shinya could only let out an earth-shattering scream as Kyo began strip dancing.

" Whoopsie! " Kyo grinned, pouting out his lips as he covered his armpits which deeply resembled an amazon forest of hair. " But you always liked it that way, ne? "