Describe:

Stubborn. Opinionated. Lonely. Friendly. Caring. Bored. Depressed. Euphoric. Contradictory. Shy. Lazy. Smart. 5 foot 10. 147 pounds. Witty?. Daft. Alone. 18 years old. Open minded. Scared. Odd. Loving. Hypocritical. Confused. Alone. Unsure. Directionless. Jobless. Cool. Deluded. Alone. Blue eyed. Manic depressive. Daydreamer. Craving. Needing. Cynical. Bitter. Hypochondriac. Disillusioned.

Good

The sun, the moon, shadows, candles, ice cream, beer, Jack Daniels, rock music, trance, some hard house, tea, my friends, films-matrix, seven, leon, tattoos (though I have none), piercings (again none), Nirvana (deserved of the capital), vampires, football, guns (even though I'm not American), cheese, Buffy, wood sculptures, my guitar, doodling, cd's, Calvin and Hobbes, trinkets and gadgets.

Bad

Alarm clocks, fucking nitwits who shout into their mobile phones in public places, punctuating my sentences, spelling, politicians, coins, responsibilities, governments, reporters, priests, haircuts, ironing, inland revenue (they must all die), watches, stupid people (i.e.: the majority of the population of this god forsaken planet), my own laziness.

Ugly

Alan Titchmarsh.

Disturbed?