This is where all the random bits that don't really fit in anywhere else will go. I have high hopes for this page.

Crap that people have emailed me, dutifully copy-pasted for your displeasure.
Some"interesting facts"for your amusement?
Sexist, not particulary amusing jokes that you have probably heard a million times before. Hey whose in charge here?

Some of my favorite quotes from peole who are probably dead and in all possibility had syphilis. Well everybody did back then

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."-W.C.FIELDS

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."-ALICE ROOSEVELT LONGWORTH

"Experience is the name we give to our mistakes"-OSCAR WILDE

"If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't your right"-MARY KAY ASH

"Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length."-ROBERT FROST

"The best way to win an argument is by being right."-JILL RUCKELSHAUS

"The average tourist wants to go places where there are no tourists."-SAM EWING

"To escape criticism - do nothing, say nothing and be nothing"-ELBERT HUBBARD

"Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of."-JOHNNY BENCH

"None but a fool worries about things he cannot influence."-SAMUEL JOHNSON

"Happiness is fleeting. Despair is eternal"