ENGRISH TOILETRIES

Tissue, toilet paper, soaps, shampoo, etc. Japan has a million different kinds of
toiletries to keep people clean - and amused if you are an Engrish watcher.

Week from August 23, 1997:



It's good to know that Hoxy cares about my life with paper.
(Taken from the side of a tissue paper box)

Week from September 23, 1996:



You've got to be pretty naive to use this stuff.


Week from September 27, 1996:



"Nippless" - for those most embarrasing moments (such as T-shirt time).



This is what the inside package looks like - basically band-aids for the bust.

Week from November 1, 1996:



Momma always told me to not to be ashamed when I had a "Pocket Wetty".
She never told me that they would be available at the supermarket, though.

Week from Nov. 29, 1996:



"Mercy" toilet paper - for the good wipe.

Week from March 15, 1997:

Please don't squeeze "My Fannie"!!


This Engrish brought to you by way of Todson Page.
You can find more good fun at the expense of the Japanese at his home page:
http://www2.gol.com/users/lastpage/cultur_6.html

Week from June 15, 1997:

PALNAP - the "feeling" tissue paper.

(taken from side of tissue paper box)

"What feeling do you need the best in your lifestyle? Trendy feeling,
natural feeling and traditional feeling. We'll lead a tasteful life to find
your personal style. Mild and tenderness are basic of our living life."