RECENT DISCOVERIES
Here are some of my more recent discoveries (from most recent
on):
Month from August 26, 1999:
When I think about this Engrish in my own way,
I need psychiatric help.
Month from February 23, 1999:
I just hate Panda droppings on my schedule
book!
(especially the fragrant kind)
Week from February 23, 1998:
When you want it as hard as the Mets, turn to "Mets
Hard"
Week From February 15, 1998:
Watch out for the microchips when you chew Flavono
-
this stuff is high-tech!
Week From February 1, 1998:
I can't tell you how long I have been looking for PURE
LIFE.
Problem is I didn't know that it was made in Japan.
Check it out! I have PURE LIFE in my hand!
Week from January 21, 1998:
Looks like Coke is now bottling emotions
too.
This is actually a classic Engrish slogan that Coke
used in Japan in the
late 1980's, but the above picture was apparently
taken in Korea.
Hats off to Mercury Hess for providing the pic.
Week from January 11, 1998:
This billboard was up until a few weeks
ago...
Group: "thee michelle gun
elephant"
New Album: "Chicken Zombies"
New Single: "THE BIRDMEN"
And don't forget their real underlying message -
copulate as much as possible!
John writes:
"What the FUCK, why not make a memorable
title if you're gonna use Engrish."
Week from January 5, 1998:
Excuse me while I enjoy my beautiful time with
Rummy...
Small print:
Rumraisin in Lotte
Chocolate
For your beautiful
time