CHEWING GUM

Japanese gum has some of the most colorful Engrish names around.They seem to have
types of gum for everyone in every circumstance. Check out these:

Week of August 8, 1996:



You too can now be cool with the ultimate in Japanese technology -
chewing gum for the cool.


Week of August 16, 1996:



Chewing gum for men who can take it right in the jaw.


Week from December 6, 1996:



Bubble gum for the mentally impaired - "Brain Gym"

Week from December 31, 1996:

Caution: This gum may cause a "trickling" effect.

Week from July 9, 1996:

Don't forget to replenish yourself with AQUAMAN after you try the BURNING ORANGE flavored gum.
(secret: it's the cobalt blue that does the trick!!)

Some Early Selections:

Watch out for Booing gum - it has the "super brain panic" effect.



"Shock Your Mouth" with "Slash". Good for the gums, actually.



For those etiquette conscious people- don't worry, there is a gum for you.





"No Time"- Gum (and I am not joking here) for those who
do not have enough time to brush their teeth.