Grandma's Battlenet
Backstab Beatdown
Serves: 8
- Log on to Battlenet.
- Find some lame ass 6v2 or 7v1 cpu game
with a bunch of guys with names like {-*{K!LLA666}*-} and LIMP-BIZKIT-RULEZ!!!
It's more fun if you're playing some sorry BGH variant with zillions of
crystals per base.
- When the game starts, turn on shared
vision and allies to everyone, but leave allied victory off.
- Execute a build order. Any random build
order will put you ahead of 90% of the people that play 7 v 1's. A build
order optimized for backstabbing will put you ahead of everyone but other
people who are planning on betraying everyone as well.
- Remove your alliance and start killing
people. If you have huge balls, try attacking everyone at once. If you
don't, kill them one at a time.
- When they start whining and cursing at
you- "FTB!!" shall be your reply.
- The computer, if it hasn't already been
eliminated, now probably controls half the board and is fighting mad.
Destroy it and claim your win.
- Repeat until boredom