1. Never change yourself for any guy. Make HIM change for you.
2. Don't get jealous; he's only one more guy cluttering up this world.
3. Why wear makeup?? He should like you for YOU; any idiot can wear a bunch of colors on her face. Make HIM wear makeup for a change ;)
4. If he cheats on you, cheat on him.
5. Virginity is bullshit; 99% of the time HE isnt, so why should you be?
6. If he says you nag, never say another word about him ever again, good or bad. Don't care; indifference is a powerful weapon =
7. 90% of what people will tell you in life is crap... you're better off doing the opposite.
8. When in doubt, lie.
9. YOU pay....you're not some helpless moron who has to depend on some male for necessary nutrients or entertainment.
10. You're not HIS woman, he's YOUR man.
11. Men are luxury items; you don't need them but they're fun to play with and show off.
12. It's your way, or the door.
13. Don't trust anyone; it's always the least expected, thanks to the Irony Goddesses.
14. Play the players.
15. Shoot the players.
16. Whatever he does to hurt you, you do to him, but with more ammo.
17. Missionary position sucks; be the one on top.
18. Rape men.
19. Get your priorities straightened: It's you, then you, then you.
20. Marriage is pointless; 67% end in a divorce anyways.
21. Love him, but with no more than 1/4 of your heart.
22. Don't ask him if he thinks you're fat, you bimbo airhead. What good will that do, except put him in an awkward position?
23. If he uses and abuses you, castrate him or hire me.
24. Know where all his pressure points are. Just in case.
25. And finally, never EVER cry over him. Those two teaspoons of saline liquid are worth far more than ANY male.