TIPS ON LOVE and LIFE
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These tips were created by ME, so dont bother other ppl with your shit.
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1. Never change yourself for any guy. Make HIM change for you.
2. Don't get jealous; he's only one more guy cluttering up this world.
3. Why wear makeup?? He should like you for YOU; any idiot can wear a bunch
of colors on her face. Make HIM wear makeup for a change
;)
4. If he cheats on you, cheat on him.
5. Virginity is bullshit; 99% of the time HE isnt, so why should you be?
6. If he says you nag, never say another word about him ever again, good
or bad. Dont care; indifference is a powerful weapon =Þ
7. 90% of what people will tell you in life is crap........youre better off
doing the opposite.
8. When in doubt, lie.
9. YOU pay....youre not some helpless moron who has to depend on some male
for necessary nutrients or entertainment.
10. Youre not HIS woman, hes YOUR man.
11. Men are luxury items; you dont need them but theyre fun to play with
and show off.
12. Its your way, or the door.
13. Dont trust anyone; its always the least expected, thanks to the Irony
Goddesses.
14. Play the players.
15. Shoot the players.
16. Whatever he does to hurt you, you do to him, but with more ammo.
17. Missionary position sucks; be the one on top.
18. Rape men.
19. Get your priorities straightened: Its you, then you, then you.
20. Marriage is pointless; 67% end in a divorce anyways.
21. Love him, but with no more than 1/4 of your heart.
22. Dont ask him if he thinks youre fat, you bimbo airhead. What good will
that do, except put him in an awkward position?
23. If he uses and abuses you, castrate him or hire me.
24. Know where all his pressure points are. Just in case.
25. And finally, never EVER cry over him. Those two teaspoons of saline
liquid are worth far more than ANY male.