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Posted by daisy on Thu Dec 14 09:07:24 2000: IP Address: 195.153.219.170

my parents have always kept chickens and one enduring memory of my youth is tramping around in the garden, barefoot with chicken shit squashing up between my toes. This seemed like a fairly inocuous chicken related incident, until recently...
I went to feed them and was ambushed, a great battle ensued which resulted in me running for my life, since then all 8 of the evil little bastards sit on the doorstep waiting for me. They eyeball me constantly whilst making a low clucking noise. They can smell my fear, what can I do? will I be pursued forever by these disgusting feathered creatures I don't think they will stop until there is blood..........THEY ARE ALWAYS WATCHING ME MAKE THEM STOP

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• It Is a Chicken Communist Plot! Poultricide 01:11:24 08/02/2002 (7)
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  • Shhhhhh! The Reds 22:22:48 10/24/2002 (0)

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: my parents have always kept chickens and one enduring memory of my youth is tramping around in the garden, barefoot with chicken shit squashing up between my toes. This seemed like a fairly inocuous chicken related incident, until recently... : I went to feed them and was ambushed, a great battle ensued which resulted in me running for my life, since then all 8 of the evil little bastards sit on the doorstep waiting for me. They eyeball me constantly whilst making a low clucking noise. They can smell my fear, what can I do? will I be pursued forever by these disgusting feathered creatures I don't think they will stop until there is blood..........THEY ARE ALWAYS WATCHING ME MAKE THEM STOP

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