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Okay, here we go. One night me and my best mate Sean got pissed at someone's house party. Little did he know I put ABSINTHE in his drinks. Anyway, he asks me, "Hey man, can you find me some marijuana (in a mumbling voice)". So I thought I would be kind and say, "Yeah, anything 4 my best mate!" So I asked my mate Lloyd 2 get me some coffee granules, while I got some mud and tobacco and a few papers to roll it up with...(please keep note that I was not that drunk so I was totally aware of the situation). So the combo was made, a muddy caffeine joint!!! I give it to Sean, while he has no knowledge of what I have done. So he smokes a joint with "random" herbs, shall I say. His reply was, "THIS IS GOOD SHIT!!" I mean for godsake!!! Who gets stoned on mud and coffee???!!! But anyway, he decides he wants MORE absinthe mistaking it for lime cordial (??!!). Then of all regrettable things anyone could do, he goes outside, pisses in a bottle, and drinks it all up.... oh dear.... but then, only then does he start tossing himself off into a car exhaust pipe, and apparently ejaculates in it!!!!!!
I swear this is no lie. But there is a moral behind this story... don't drink absinthe unless u know you are not a lightweight!!
Signed The Almighty Jimbo
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