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I'm a student at a large University, and last weekend pretty much threw me for the biggest ride I've ever had. Me and some buddies from out of town went to a house party and commenced to drink from the keg. After two solid hours of beer drinking, we decided to do some shots, so we went inside the house and began buying each other rounds of shots. After eight rounds had been bought, I was beginning to feel VERY intoxicated, and apparently was since I began talking shit to anyone and everyone. Eventually I came across one nagging ho who just wouldn't shut up, and before I left the party proceeded to say "Suck my dick you stupid bitch" to her face. Turns out I saw her face the following Monday too, because she was a Teacher's Assistant for one of my classes. It's not the end of the semester yet, but I have a feeling I won't be getting an A in that class...
Signed keGGs
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