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Scuse me while I Squish this Fly

Scuse me while I Squish this Fly

My roommates and I were watching a ballgame on TV one evening, having a few sips and a relaxing time. It was nice and warm so we had the patio door open. All of a sudden a dragonfly flew in and started buzzing around, bouncing off the walls and ceiling. It was very annoying and we couldn't herd it back out the door. After a while it landed on a wall and Gerard rolled up a magazine and squished the crap out of it. Bug shit went everywhere and we were left with a big splatter on the wall. Gerard sat back down and nobody moved to clean it up - for a month. Whenever anybody would come in we'd point out the bug splat on the wall next to couch, even the wings were still attached.

 

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