Bathroom Renovations

My cousin had just gotten engaged so my aunt and uncle threw him and his fiancé a big party and asked all the friends and family. My boyfriend Tony didn't know them that well but since there was a party involved he was glad to go. We got there and started mingling. After a while I'd forgotten about Tony, I was sure he was making plenty of friends with everybody. A couple of hours later somebody came to me and said I'd better go check on Tony. I found him loaded and sound asleep on a couch in the basement. I managed to get him on his feet and carried him out to the car. I was so embarrassed, but it got worse. When we got home he said he had to go to the bathroom. So I bought him in and stood him up in front of the toilet and left him alone. A minute later I heard a big crash. I ran in and he was lying down in the bathtub with the towel rack and a couple of towels on top of him. While he was whizzing he started to fall over and pulled the towel rack out of the wall trying to hold himself up. So there he was; loaded, after having ripped a hole in the wall, trying to climb out of the tub, a couple of towels over his head, covered in piss.

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