Toke-Mon

I was with a couple of friends one night at a sports bar in a nearby strip mall. We were watching some hockey, having a few and just generally having a great time. Closing time came and we called a cab and went to the lobby to wait. There was nobody around so Todd sparked up a toke while we waited. We were passing it around watching for the cab when out of nowhere this little pipsqueak of a security guard came over freaking out. He was going on with "You can't do that here, don't you know where you are (blah blah blah)" and he told us to get rid of the toke. We ignored him and kept on smoking up and watching for the cab. This set him off altogether and he told us were banned from the mall for life. Then we lost it, we just about doubled over laughing. I asked him if he planned on working there forever because we could sneak back in if he ever quit. Then Todd asked how he knew what we'd look like in 20 years time. He was totally pissed but by now the cab showed up and we went on. We've been back to mall many times so I guess the ban never stuck.

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