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Last Saturday night, my roommate and I decided to grab a couple of handles of cheap vodka and throw a little party in our dorm room. All was well, but the vodka shots were f------ us up really quickly. When I left the room at about 2am to go hook up with some chick, my roommate was passed out but some of my friends from a different school were still up drinking. When I returned at about 6am, I saw my roommate still asleep in his bed, missing one eyebrow and totally covered in mustard, ketchup, and white out -- surrounded by my friends who additionally informed me that while my roommate was passed out, his mouth had been open; they had taken this opportunity to pee on his face. It sucks to be him!
Signed Brendan
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