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A few years ago I was sharing an apartment with some guys who were obsessed with basketball. They watched every game, every highlight and talked about every player. I put up with it but another roommate, Scott, hated it. Anyway spring rolled around and with it came college basketball season, aka March Madness. College basketball from one end of the day to the next. One night Scott came home after having a crappy day at school and there was about a dozen people sitting around loaded - watching basketball. Scott freaked. He grabbed the TV and threw it out the window and onto the sidewalk 3 floors down. Of course 15 minutes later 5 cops kicked the door in and a big fight broke out. Off to the lockup went most of my roommates in handcuffs. Later on, about 3 o'clock in the morning, I was looking around the apartment at the broken window, smashed TV, busted doorframe, beat-up chairs and I was thinking "There guys are nuts. I don't think I can live like this". Then I heard a big racket coming up the corridor. The door opens and in comes another roommate Chris, also loaded, pushing a shopping cart he stole along the way - with a hugh rock in it. I moved out the next day.
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