Sleepwalker

Over the last year my drinking has started to result in sleepwalking. It started off with urinating in corners and in cupboards and then several months ago I woke up downstairs with a chair and a bicycle inner tube next to me. It turns out that I must have got up, gone to the garage, picked up a chair and carried it through the house, picked up a bicycle inner-tube and blown it up, and then went to sleep on the floor - all completely stark bollock naked!! This was found generally amusing by my family and friends but 6 months later I returned from a heavy night on the drink and the consequences weren't as pleasant. I was woken up at 3 in the morning by my mother who told me that I had flooded out the house. It turns out that I must have got up, gone to the bathroom, switched the taps on, put the plug in, and gone back to bed! This resulted in 2 inches of water on the downstairs kitchen floor with plenty of money needed for repairs! Last week I got up and switched the shower on which resulted in no damage but I have now been kicked out of home because I'm not trusted anymore. Is the answer to give up drink? Of course it is but hey - I'm stupid and loving it!!

Signed Alex

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