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When I got invited to a party at my English professor's apartment, I knew I had to go. So that Saturday my roommate Sarah and I got our contribution of Bass Ale and a flask full of Captain Morgan's together and headed over to join all the other cool students. Nearly the first person we saw was the boy that lives in a building across from us and we spy on. We'd never met him, but after a couple of beers we introduced ourselves and made a new friend. Sarah really enjoyed the trend of meeting people, so the next thing I know she leaned into some random boy and tried to kiss him on the cheek. Sarah's not scary, but the boy ran away anyway. I, being the less drunk of the two of us, decided we should hide out in the kitchen for a couple minutes. We sat down and started snacking. And then it happened; Sarah stuck her whole hand in the dip and starting eating it like that. That's when I decided it was time for us to leave. Miraculously, we got home safely. Sarah had managed to steal two beers and the baby carrots from the party. We could have continued the party at our place, if only she hadn't passed out after getting just her pants and one sock off and singing a song about nakedness. I didn't fall asleep so quickly, because I just kept laughing thinking about her with her hand covered in dip. It still makes me laugh now.
Signed Jamie
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