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My girlfriend and I were invited to a New Year's Eve party a few years ago but about a week before the party we broke up. While we were going out she didn't like me getting drunk so now I could let loose. That night at the party I got hammered. I was drinking like there was no tomorrow, sampling everything available. Of course when you drink like that you get sick. Sure enough before it was even midnight, I was in the bathroom, head down in the toilet, puking my guts up. After a half hour or so I was done and I went to flush the toilet. I had my hand on the handle and I remembered "I wear a false teeth plate on top". I bit down on my finger and felt nothing but gums - my teeth were gone. So I stuck my arm down in the toilet, up to the elbow in puke, and felt around the bottom of the bowl and found them. I ran some water over them, put them back in place and went back to the party.
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