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Making nice with the neighbors is one of the first things to do in a new apartment. My first apartment was a roach trap that I shared with my oldest friend, Shawn. The morning after our gigantic "house-warming bash", I found myself being slowly awakened by a tiny dinging noise. I opened my eyes to determine the source of the strange noise when I realized I also heard the sounds of laughter, barely audible over the dinging noise which was growing louder the more I regained consciousness. I also notice that my face feels like its being burned under a gigantic magnifying glass. To my complete embarrassment I awaken, stripped down to my underwear, sitting half in - half out of my car with a beer bottle still in hand. My new neighbor was moving in and had an entire family in tow moving furniture, stopping to chuckle at me as they ambled by with household goods. I politely made their acquaintance, stumbled back into the apartment and promptly passed out.
Signed Brandon
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