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A while back, I had just been dumped by my boyfriend, so a few of the girls and I decided that we wanted to have our own version of the "Guys Night Out" and got dressed in our sweetest hot chick gear, and hit the bars. After doing the bar crawl on campus, we decided to hit the strip clubs. We ended up going to where they have all the naked chicks, just because we didn't want to go to the gay male strip clubs. Figured we'd have a better chance of getting to meet guys at a regular strip joint. We were all pretty trashed, and it was time for the chick on stage to work the crowd. It made me kinda nervous, because (1) I didn't want some naked girl in my face, and (2) I didn't have cash for a tip. But she comes over and tries to be all stripper sexy like, right in front of me and starts to try to give me a lap dance, and I don't know if it was because I was nervous or laughing really hard, but I ended up puking all over her chest, and we were all asked to leave the club permanently. Thankfully, I was able to convince my friends that strip bars are NOT good for picking up guys since then. ;)
Signed Laura
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