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Shit Faced

Shit Faced

A week or so ago I got a wee bit smashed at a friend's house and landed sticking my head over the bowl for awhile. Alas I think I found out what the real term of getting shit faced meant.

My buddy needed to take a dump badly and proceed to straddle the bowl next to my head and let it go-which the splash in the bowl up onto my face. Of course I was so out of it I did not know it was coming until he was laughing his head off at me with my face splatter with shit.

With my luck it could not have been a hard turd ha ha he had been drinking all day and gave him the shits.

Good thing we are good buddies. LOL

Signed John

 

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