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One night, after drinking WAY too many glasses of punch, my friend Sloan and I decided to walk down the street from the frat we were at to a different one and see what was going on over there. So, after letting ourselves in, we went upstairs to discover that there was no party going on. So, we used the bathroom and left. We got outside and I started to feel a little sick. I puked on the grass outside the frat house. After that, we began to wonder how we were going to get home. There was no one in sight so we decided to do the "smart" thing and hitchhike! So, the first car that came along, we stuck out our thumbs and to our drunken happiness, he stopped. We got inside and said, "Take us to our dorm" So...I looked around in the car and realized that I was sitting on top of a dog. I didn't even realize that it was in there. It smelled like shit and only then did I begin to wonder why we didn't just walk. The car was old and smelled like pizza and then I took a look at the man that was driving. I didn't realize how scary he was until I noticed that he had a beard down to his damn waist. What had my friend and I gotten ourselves in to!!! Well, we realized that we were getting a ride home from a pizza delivery man. So, we held hands expecting that we were going to be attacked by this psycho. But, we ended getting home safely. Extremely weird and scary. I love those so-called smart decisions that I make when I am extremely wasted!
Signed Lauren
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