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One Saturday evening a few months ago I was sprawled out in the recliner chair watching the hockey game and having supper - a case of beer and a tin of beans right out of the can. Then a knock came to the door. It was one of the 3 hot chicks that moved in down the hall about a week ago. She wanted to know if we had a vacuum that she could borrow. I turned on the charm by saying, "Of course we have a vacuum. We maintain a very clean apartment". So I got the vacuum for her and tried chatting with her but she seemed anxious to take off. "No big deal" I figured "I'll run into her again". A minute later I went into the bathroom and as I passed by the mirror I noticed my shirt had a big spoonful of bean sauce dried in with about 4 or 5 beans stuck in it. So much for charming the pants off her when she brings the vacuum back.
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