Stained Glass Windows

Me and (at least) 4 other guys used to make a pilgrimage to an out of the way bar every Sunday night for karaoke and some of the finest female barstaff anywhere in the area. We'd take it in turns to drive to keep it fair so one would remain sober and the rest of us would get leathered.

Now one of the guys would ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS throw up as we left the bar and hit the fresh air. But he'd developed a technique for projectile vomiting, which he was quite proud of. He would shout to the rest of us that he was going to chuck before placing his hand over his mouth, fingers slightly apart, before letting rip with a '3-jet' vomit, whilst simultaneously jumping into the air and shaking his head around. Not only this but he was the only one who would puke in everyone else's car, which was worse when I was driving because I drove a 2-seater company van so everybody had to squash into the back and when he chucked it would roll about on the floor washing over people. Every time he chucked in a car it needed sanitizing and disinfecting but at least it was fairly easy to clean.

Anyway this one time it was his turn to drive and whilst we were returning home he decided he wanted to stop for food. The guy in the front passenger seat was already totally wasted and had his window down trying to get some fresh air. The inevitable happened but instead of chucking through the window he let it fly down the gap for the window in the door. We drove back to his house to try and clear it up and his parents poured disinfectant down the gap (as their son continued to empty his stomach into the kitchen sink) but they just couldn't clear it all out.

Every single time the window was lowered and raised (for about 3 weeks) it would collect a little more stomach content which would stick to it and appear on the window (inside and out). It was his parents' car and they stopped him from using it after that.

Signed Basscone

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