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I was sleeping in a dorm type set-up and had been on the piss. It was 30 degrees in our rooms so I was lying on my bed buck naked when the want to pee came over me. So I got up in the dark and tried to put a pair of running shorts on to get to the bathroom. I got the one leg on OK but the other was way tight. Off they came and I tried again with the same results. Well it will have to do because it was starting to dribble out. Standing at the urinal a fella comes and takes the next one to me and I couldn't help but notice that he was looking at me like I had two heads. I tried to ignore this, finished my business and made my way back to my room where I got undressed and hopped back on the bed. It was only after I had laid there thinking for a moment that the truth became clear. I had worn my T-shirt as shorts to the pisser. Never did find out who the guy was but God knows what he must have thought of me (especially as we were only allowed two beer per day per man perhaps!).
Signed Jerry
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