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There's a bar in town that makes the best Long Island Ice Teas and on Friday nights at happy hour they're only $1.95. One Friday a friend and I go out there and get absolutely hammered. We get separated on the stumble back and I decide I have to have food, but I've got no money. So I go into a 7-11 type place to look for a MAC. They've got one and I put my credit card in the machine, only problem is it's a swipe through and I've just put my credit card in the receipt slot of the machine. I try to get it out with my Swiss army knife and it's not working. The manager comes over wanting to know what the hell I'm doing and I try to explain to him that I "accidentally" put my card in the receipt slot. He tells me I'll never get it out so I say "Ok man, whatever" and leave. After partying more that night, I wake up the next morning with cuts on my fingers wondering what the hell happened. I finally figured it out and got to the store where they had my card. When the guy at the register asked how it got stuck I just told him I didn't remember and ran out of there.
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