Do you Want Fries with that

I've got a bit of a drinking story that a friend of mine told me. It's a bit gross but you might get a kick out of it...

Apparently, the boys were on the beer the whole night and many a draw was passed around too. The next day everybody had big time munchies so a couple of guys started taking orders telling everybody they'd drive into Macdonalds. One fella who the boys loved to torment asked if they pick him up a Big Mac. No sweat and off they go. They picked up all the grub and headed back down Kenmount Road and one of the boys had an idea. He took the Big Mac out of the box and got the boys to pull over. He gets out of the car and runs into the woods on Kenmount road. A few minutes later he comes running back and says lets go. A god-awful whiff starts to make everyone start to urge and he lets the boys know that he went into the woods and shit in the Big Mac box. So the boys are now in a real hurry to get back and they are barreling down Kenmount Road with an arm holding a Big Mac box stuck way, way out the window. Anyway, they make it back to the house and poor old buddy is saying "about time byes' I'm f*cking starving". He opens it up and sees what's inside and takes off like a bullet to the bathroom to heave his guts up. (They knew about his weak stomach and had made him puke before). All hands were on the floor laughing.

Signed K.P.

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