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I strolled home about midnight one night - plastered after been out drinking the entire day and discovered that the folks had a crowd over for a party. Being as drunk as I was I figured there's no sense trying to talk to anybody so I just staggered past everybody without saying a word and crashed on the bed. About a half-hour later I had to have a leak. So I got out of bed and fumbled around in the dark looking for my sweat pants. I thought I found them and put them on and went out to the bathroom. Then I realized it wasn't my sweat pants I had on - it was my sister's skirt. The worst part was that I had to walk back past everybody with the skirt on. So I held my head up and walked past everybody and back to bed. I could hear the place going up with laughter and I knew tomorrow was going to be a long day.
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