You Know You're Obsessed When...</

You Know You're Obsessed When...

~ you never miss an episode, even if your friends want you to hang out with them;

~ you tape every episode;

~ you re-watch the video tapes every day that the show isn't on;

~ you can name every episode in each season and describe what happened in them;

~ you remember insignificant details from every show like the licence plate of Mark's car or Jesse's blood type;

~ you think the characters are real people;

~ you write fan letters to the cast;

~ you write fan letters to the characters;

~ you envision yourself marrying Barry or Charlie someday;

~ you saving up so you can visit LA and try and blag your way onto the set;

~ you want to be an actor so you can be an extra on the show;

~ you eat the same food that you see Mark cooking in the kitchen;

~ you want to be a doctor / homicide detective because you think Mark, Amanda and Jesse / Steve are so cool;

~ you memorise the medical terminology used in the show;

~ you never make a decision until you think, "What would Mark / Amanda / Jesse / Steve do in this situation;