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Posted by Humor? on July 08, 1999 at 23:10:50: IP Address: 63.10.36.15

You Might be in the Medical Field If...
1)Disscussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems normal to you.
2)Your idea of a good time is a full code at shift change.
3)You find humor in other people's stupidity.
4)You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.
5)Your idea of comforting a child is to place him in a papose restraint.
6)You believe that "Shallow Gene Pool" should be a codeable diagnosis.
6)You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
7)You believe that CHOCOLATE should be a food group.
8)You believe that Unspeakable Evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy it sure is Quiet around here."
9)You are out in public and complement a complete stranger on their great veins.
10)You have refered to someone's death as a transfer to "eternal care".
11)Your idea of a really good time is dueling trauma rooms.
12)You don't think a referral to Dr. Kevorkian is inappropriate for some patients.
13)You have always wanted to hold a seminar entitled, "Suicide - getting it right the First Time."
14)You have ever had to leave a patient's room before you began laughing uncontrollably.
15)You believe that "Too Stupid To Live" should be a codeable diagnosis.
16)You believe that the waiting room AND the employee lounge should be supplied with a Valium salt lick.
17)When you mention vegetables, you are not referring to the food group.
18)Your patient states, "I have no idea how that got there."
19)You have your weekends off marked and planned for one year.
20)You encourage an obnoxious patient to sign out AMA, just so you don't have to deal with them anymore.

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: You Might be in the Medical Field If... : 1)Disscussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems normal to you. : 2)Your idea of a good time is a full code at shift change. : 3)You find humor in other people's stupidity. : 4)You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac. : 5)Your idea of comforting a child is to place him in a papose restraint. : 6)You believe that "Shallow Gene Pool" should be a codeable diagnosis. : 6)You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce. : 7)You believe that CHOCOLATE should be a food group. : 8)You believe that Unspeakable Evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy it sure is Quiet around here." : 9)You are out in public and complement a complete stranger on their great veins. : 10)You have refered to someone's death as a transfer to "eternal care". : 11)Your idea of a really good time is dueling trauma rooms. : 12)You don't think a referral to Dr. Kevorkian is inappropriate for some patients. : 13)You have always wanted to hold a seminar entitled, "Suicide - getting it right the First Time." : 14)You have ever had to leave a patient's room before you began laughing uncontrollably. : 15)You believe that "Too Stupid To Live" should be a codeable diagnosis. : 16)You believe that the waiting room AND the employee lounge should be supplied with a Valium salt lick. : 17)When you mention vegetables, you are not referring to the food group. : 18)Your patient states, "I have no idea how that got there." : 19)You have your weekends off marked and planned for one year. : 20)You encourage an obnoxious patient to sign out AMA, just so you don't have to deal with them anymore.

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