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Posted by dr.buttfor on Sat Jul 1 10:53:43 2000: IP Address: 4.54.205.124

I'm a scientist and i have had many great experiences in my career. Your probably asking yourself, "what is buttfor?" Well, it's for pooping!!! Anyway, i have left my computer on for nearly 3 straight days. It's been online the whole time. The experiment was to see how many hours i could be online, with out the computer blowing up. According to all of my theories newtons law, e=mc^2, law of relativity, that new law passed by clinton to make agreements over the internet just as powerful as if were on paper, and ohm's law. Wait a minute, i didn't complete that sentence. Anyway, with all of my theories i hypothesized my computer to either blow up, talk, or just start spinning and dancing by the 67th hour online. It all went well, i went to bed as the computer was on it's 64th hour, but when i woke up, IT WAS OFFLINE!!! We may never know what happens on the 67th hour online. Maybe men are just not meant to know. Or maybe we can't handle it. Either way, i think jesus is living and mouching off in my computer, but that's another one of my projects, mwhahaha. Well, i've made it this far, now i give up, hehe.

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: I'm a scientist and i have had many great experiences in my career. Your probably asking yourself, "what is buttfor?" Well, it's for pooping!!! Anyway, i have left my computer on for nearly 3 straight days. It's been online the whole time. The experiment was to see how many hours i could be online, with out the computer blowing up. According to all of my theories newtons law, e=mc^2, law of relativity, that new law passed by clinton to make agreements over the internet just as powerful as if were on paper, and ohm's law. Wait a minute, i didn't complete that sentence. Anyway, with all of my theories i hypothesized my computer to either blow up, talk, or just start spinning and dancing by the 67th hour online. It all went well, i went to bed as the computer was on it's 64th hour, but when i woke up, IT WAS OFFLINE!!! We may never know what happens on the 67th hour online. Maybe men are just not meant to know. Or maybe we can't handle it. Either way, i think jesus is living and mouching off in my computer, but that's another one of my projects, mwhahaha. Well, i've made it this far, now i give up, hehe.

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