Posted by Billy Bob on Tue Jul 4 20:33:58 2000: IP Address: 216.28.195.235
YEEEEE HAAAAAAA!! Howdy folks, Billy Bob here report'n the RedNeck X-games® out comin's of 2000! Well, I rekon today was one of the most holler'in games ive seen in my day. Town folk was all red to see an outsider come in and steal the Trophy from 20 year champion Cletus "the hoss" Anderson. A mysterious masked contendor self-deemed as "Stacey" said only one thing before the games, "I like weezer...and i looove pizza".The crowdfolk was jumbled by this statement and rekon'd it was some kinda city folk slang. Stacey pulled away winn'n the Hog Tie, the Tractor Run, and the Squirrel Roast. "Hoss" only pulled away winning one of the RNXG ® games, "The Cousin-fuck" because of stacey's forfeit claim'n "You hicks are fucking disgusting", further distraught'n the town folk.
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