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Posted by font face=Verdana on November 27, 1999 at 09:42:38: IP Address: 24.2.9.37


(The scene opens up to the outside of a leer jet on the runway of an airport. Then the camera changes to the inside where Jack the Rich man is sitting with 2 beautiful women. He is hold both the IWO championship and the US championship on his shoulders. He looks at the camera)

Jack: When I first started here, I was taken for a Jobber (much like Iron Kid, but I had a future). No one thought I was good enough, and everyone despised me. Even if I were to win a match I would still go no where. And then as I was getting no where, I said to myself "Self, what's the matter with the IWO?" And I though and Though about this question for along time. As I was pondering over this question a light bulb came on above my head, and I totally understood why I was getting no where. The reason being, I HAD TALENT. You see everyone, the IWO is about politics and who has the upper hand in everything. One example I can think of is at either the last ppv or the one before that where Scorpio got a title. I TITLE SHOT THAT SHOULD HAVE HAD. But now that's all behind me now, and I realized right after I finally won the IWO championship, that people will no longer be forced to take part in all of the IWO politics. Now all of you are thinking, WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT POLITICS FOR. The reason and only reason it Big Kenny G. Mr. G won the IWO championship and held on to it for a while, while being the champ, Mr. G put out 6-10 line role-plays and anyone who allows a champion to do that has to be either a brain dead or just a complete moron. Now Nick don't get me wrong, your doing a good job in the IWO, its just that its time for a change, AND THAT'S WHY I AM CHAMP.

(The Two women start to massage Jack)

Jack: Now for my first order of business, I have got this US title, and as the longest reigning champ ever, I just want to tell everyone that I am going to vacate it so that I can be the only undefeated US champ in IWO history. Even though I have lost a match since I won the gold, They have been non-title matches thus making me an Undefeated US Champ. Now as the Champ, or now the ex-champ, I am declaring a US title tournament. But with the people I choose to be in it. These people will be; Dossman, Latin Lover, Boogie Man, Blood Omen, Nemesis, Sexy Shawn G and Fly Frankie G. The way this tourney will work is that All of you will get an opponent. Then after the winners of all the matches are ready, We have a Triple Threat Match. Nick, sign this son of a bitch up. And all the wrestlers in the tourney, accept soon or your spots will be filled.

(The women get up and walk into another part of the airplane)

Jack: Now Iron Kid, If you were close to being a real mine then you won't be tired for sex the night before, And don't come back saying that it was amazing or some antidote like that. Because No real man can get tired in the sac. Now what is this game your talking about, is it like scrabble, Iron Kid, Here is a word for your game """". While your trying to think of what the means every second of every hour, I will just leave you on this note, Games are for children, I don't play games, I don't want to partake in your game and most of all, to be quite frank, YOUR GAME OF YOURS SUCKS

(Jack Gets up and walks over where the women went, right before he walks though the door he turns around)

Jack: Lastly, Before I won the IWO championship there was a battle royal taking place and as I watched it and hoped that Latin Lover would win, my wish came true. You see Latin Lover, I just want the chance to kick your ass once more, just for fun, Because there is no chance in hell that at Holliday Hell you will beat me.

Jack: Now its time to take care of business

(Jack walks in the room. You can year the women screaming his name as the camera fades to black)




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