(Jack The Rich Man is seen walking into the IWO arena with one woman, The fine women is the same one that Iron Kid was seen with. They Walk up to the top floor and enter a huge room that has a golden $ sign on the door. The women takes off her clothe and enters the hot tub as Jack goes into another room. Jack comes back out wearing nothing but a robe)Jack: Hello all you Jack-a-Holics and all of you Rich-a-maniacs. Your role model is and he has allot to say..... First off, I have to announce to the world that I am no longer aligned with Dossman or the Boogie Man, This means that there is no more Sex and Violence. Well there is no more Sex and Violence with Dossman and Boogie man. I am sex and violence, I was the one carrying those halfwits all over the place. ITS BECAUSE OF ME, ALL ME. They wouldn't have women, money or even a Job if it wasn't for the Rich Man. So Boogie man and Dossman, Good luck trying to get somewhere in this fed. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(Jack takes off his robe, and the camera man says "GOD DAMN, THAT THING IS A MONSTER." Jack gets in the hot tub and the women starts to give him a massage)
Jack: Now my next order of business is Iron Kid. Well Mr. Kid, I will not face you at WW3, because I already the Number one Contender, and I am all ready in a match. No I am not a wimp, I am just smart. Because if I were to wrestle you, I would guarantee that either Latin Lover or Big Kenny G would come down to the ring and do all then could to make me lose. WELL THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. Why don't you just enter your pathetic self in the battle royal match and fight to be number one contender. Because I am sure as hell that you should get a shot and the belt soon to be mine ever, with out you being the number one contender.
(The women comes goes underneath the water and Jack gets a smile on his face)
Jack: Lets see, Who to talk about next. How about that perverted moron, X-Rated. I really enjoyed your little hospital stunt. You see X-Rated, I was born will balls, when I was 2 my testicles where probably the size your head. And to my recollection, it wasn't my mom that liked to play with my unit, IT WAS YOUR MOM.... Now since you have got such a ball fetish, I say we turn your little, pun intended, ball fetish and my wanting to kick your ass fetish into our little match, but I would like to call this match a Losers wears a dress. Now Most of you reading this know what this is, but for the little brain of X-rated, I am just going to have to explain. You see, You and I will be in a match, and the loser of the match will, AND NO WAY CAN GET OF THIS, wear a women's dress for his, or her in your case, next 5 matches. And to spice it up a little, Anyone that comes with in 10 feet of the ring, will also being wearing dress for their next 5 matches.
(The women gets up from under the water and starts to kiss Jack)
Jack: Now I have some business to take care of, so get your sorry ass out of my face.
(Jack get his butler to escort the cameraman out of the room. As the cameraman is leaving, you can hear the shouts and moans of the women. She is shouting "OH JACK, YOUR A MILLION TIMES BETTER OF A LAY THEN IRON KID!!!!!")
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