Posted by agasg on November 14, 1999 at 14:45:05: IP Address: 24.112.158.225
(The IWO camera man is standing in front
of the IWO arena. A limo pulls up and the camera man gets in. Inside is Jack the
Rich Man with two beautiful women)
Hello once again. AS you can see Boogie man and Dossman aren't here with me because they are off at some
girl's house. But I am here, and that's all you need. Well I got to see some of the
role-plays from some of the old and new wrestlers in the IWO and well to be honest I am in disbelief about how much every one just sucks
First we have Iron Kid, What the hell is this guy, looks to me like a HHH, Chris
Jericho, rock and some peon all rolled up into one big ball, and turned into a dick with ears
There is X-Rated. He wants some balls to fight, go to Chippendales. Because there is no way that the richest man, and the man with the balls the size of
cantaloupe would ever face a low life like yourself
Next there is the entire Degeneration X. Starting off Big Daddy Hill. This is one man who
I just keep on laughing at. He tries and tries but he still sucks. Keep trying and just maybe one day, you might actually get an ounce of respect
Another member of DX is X-Pac. It Looks like the rock bowed down to the real master, ME, not some
midget named X-Pac
Hey Rey My Butler saw you working at taco bell. Rey, if your in finical debt, just ask and
I am sure that I could lend you some money...................... NOT
And lastly out of the DX winos Chris Jericho, Man Its another Dick with ears
Now there is The Army of Darkness. All you do is sit and complain. "No one role-plays," "No one is giving a Damn about me," Maybe if you just shut your holes and
wrestled, something would happen.
Now AOD, He says that he is The greatest Cruiserweight ever. But really, WHO THE
HELL CARES about a bunch of midgets trying to get over
Now that brings me to the Mafia. Not only do I hate the mafia but I feel that they have no reason to be here in the IWO. first you got
Frankly and Shawn. These guys are nothing but a couple of morons, that need to get a life. They talk and talk and talk and they piss the hell out of me. AND I DON'T LIKE TO BE PISSED OFF. NOW there is this over grown goof named Big Kenny G, Man oh Man, does this guy need some one to shut him up or what. You see ken, come World War 3 your little power trip and your free ride will be over. I am going to walk out the US champ and come out the US champ, but
I will also be holding the IWO champion over my shoulder. So Ken, get ready for a WW3 and be sure to bring a doctor, because I am sure that after the match, your going to need some one to help get your fat ass out of the ring.
Oh and I can't forget these new guys that call them selves Young Guns. Really all I have to say about these
adolescents is that when they hit puberty they can give the Richest, Sexiest and Most Talented man
I will just have to kick both your asses.
And lastly, Latin Lover is trying to get his 100 pound ass into mine and Kenny's
title match, Well Lover, I accept. You see your nothing but a reject, a loser and most of all a homosexual. And come World War 3, your just going to be another person, out of the many, that will go down under the hands of Jack The Rich Man
(The limo stops)
Now the Rich man has to run, so I'll be seeing you a little later
(Jack the rich man gets out of the limo and walks up to a huge house)
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