Posted by jo on November 02, 1999 at 16:05:32: IP Address: 24.112.158.224
(A camera man walks up to a huge house with
"Great One's House" written on top of a huge golden gate. The man
thinks to himself "Oh wow, I always wanted to meet the rock". The
cameraman gets to the back of the house and sees a man in a chair drinking a
martini with herds of women around him, He gets to the man and sees that to
other men are there too. He gets to the man and finds out that this is Jack the
Rich Man's house and not the Rock's)
Jack: Finally the Greatest man alive has returned to
IWO television. Now I know you are all thinking, What does the Rich man have in
store for the IWO? And well Frankly, there is only one thing I have on my mind.
That thing is Big Kenny G and the IWO Championship. I don't think Kenny Quite
understands what I have been trying and trying to get him to realize. I am the
number one contender and I will get my shot, Kenny told me I would be the first
to challenge him but now I see he is making an open challenge to all the peons
in this fed. This is exactly what Big Ken has been doing to everyone that he
know can beat him in the ring. But Ken, I’ll let you take this free ride for
now, until the next ppv. November 11, World War 3. I am not entering that waste
of time, because right after that match ends, it will be you and me in the ring,
fighting for what should be mine. So Ken, in Toronto, this is how it will go
down; The ring is surrounded by some of the IWO's finest, These men will be
stated closer to the event. If any one of these men so happens to enter the ring
and touch on of us, they will be fired. Why you must be asking, because this
will make sure, no one will decide the outcome of the match besides us. So Ken,
say yes and start warming up or say no and live with the guilt of being a wimp
for the rest your life. The choice is yours, make the right pick or face the
consequences
Dossman: So the Mafia is making a challenge to a tag
team match. At first I thought to myself "Self, This would be a waist of
time" but then I realized that I am in need of a warm up. So Sexy Shawn G
bring your brother to the next card and Boogie man and I will just have to show
you who should be wearing those tag belts and that’s US.
Boogie Man: Well said Dossman, Mafia, I don't know
much about you and it’s the same with you. But what I do know is that your
lazy asses like to do a thing called ass kissing. Now your asking why I say
that, well because anyone with your talent doesn't deserve to be in the IWO let
alone be alive, so say your prays and get ready to get an ass full of my foot
Jack: Now we would love to stay and chat but we have
to be somewhere so get the hell out of my house. Oh Wait, I will be back shortly
so just wait out side because I have some more things to say.
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