Posted by joe on September 03, 1999 at 19:10:32: IP Address: 24.112.158.224
In Reply to: test for my efed posted by test for my efed on August 29, 1999 at 16:55:59:
(The cameraman walks up to a huge mansion. He gets through the gates at the front and walks up to the front door, he rings the door bell and is greeted by a butler. The Butler brings him to the back of the house were Jack the Rich Man is in a hot tub, Dossman at a table talking on his cell phone, ANd Another man playing vollyball with some beautiful women. Jack looks at the camera)Jack: Hello, Hello, Hello, ANd Finally the IWO United States Champion has returned. And let me get started with the fattest ass in the world, Big Kenny G. You know Ken, do you really thing that calling your self big is going to scare anyone at all. Kenny, I did you a favor at the ppv by helping, oh wait, MAKING you win that match with scorpio. Ken, scorpio had you beat and i just brought it opon myself to give you a couple more days to enjoy your status as the Champ, because I am making a challenge to you at the ppv, and heres how it goes. Its just me and you in the ring that is surrounded by these 10 men: Gino Vaselino, Scorpio, Fly Frankie, Shawn G, Dossman, The Rock, Blood Omen, Nemisis, Dante Beck and Angel Of Death. But the thing is that if any one of these men as so touch one of us in the ring or out of that ring, they will never get a shot at the title as long as one of us has it. But you must be asking why we should have these wrestlers at ring-side, the reason is that these men are the only ones that mean something to me, these men are the only ones that cause any threat to me or to you, and these men all should wittness the birth of a new champion, A NEW CHAMPION BEING ME.
Dossman: So Hunter, You beat me and I lost the Extreme Title, SO WHAT. Its not like that belt was worth something. IT was just for little scrubs of the earth like you. Your the kind of guy that gets throw into walls to improve looks not ruin them, you the kind of guy that would pass up the most gougeus women in the world just for a beer, and your the kind of guy that gets no where in life because your nothing but a reject. Now King Jeremy, all you are to me is a King Of Queens, You are your Royal Arms are going to goto one place, that place is not hell, its the bottom of the IWO, which has is similarities to hell. So Jeremy, at the next card I am just going to have to show you how much you really suck, because with-in 5 mins of start of the match, you will be doing every single thing i do.
Jack: Now as the greatest wrestling in the IWO today, I am going to just have to talk about how I out smarted Kenny G, and how I shocked the IWO by bringing back a man, who can match up to my skills, and a man who just can kick anyones ass. This man is the Former IWO Champion, HE IS, BOOOOOGIE MAN.
(THe Man playing vollyball turns around and reveals to be boogie man, he walks over to jack)
Boogie: Oh Hell Yeah, Its Great to be back, WEll actually it Kind of sucks because I just look at all these fools that have come to the IWO and have tried to make a name for them selves, BUT THEY TOTALLY BLEW IT. And that is why I am back. I'm back to stricken all these fools that want to be a somebody but really are nobodies from the IWO. ANd I am just going to start off with those two rectum rangers from the Mafia, Fly Frankie G and Sexy Shawn G. Boys are all you are, your nothing but scum that is just managing to stay attached to something good. So I am going to calling one of you retards out at the ppv. Except if you have the balls and decline if you have the brains.
Jack: Power Is where the money is and we've got tons of it. Now we have to leave so get out of here before I stick the dogs on you.
(the camera man leaves the mansion and as he walks to the gate he is chased around by 5 blood thristy blood hounds.)
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