Posted by test for my efed on August 29, 1999 at 16:55:59: IP Address: 24.2.9.37
New Page 1
(The Camera goes to a huge mason on a beach. At the house there is a
2 Tennis court, a swimming pool, a hot tub and a sauna. There are three people in the pool
so the camera man decides to go down there. In the pool is Jack the Rich Man with two fine
women. The cameraman goes up to Jack and asks if he has anything to say)
Jack: Hello there and welcome to the home of the new Extreme
champion. I am going to address the Rock. Rocky, your bad luck all started when you
went on challenging met. You see, Its just a known fact that I am the great one, and
well everyone know that great people beat scum like you.... Rock, I knew that I
would beat you and well I did beat you. BUT, I like the extreme belt and all, but you know
I was aiming for that other belt you have around your waist. You see Rock, I wanted a shot
at the US title, and well I think you should give it to me after I proved that I
can really kick your ass. BUT Rock, I don't want this to be a normal US title match, I
want it to be a hell in a cell match, NO ONE GETS OUT UNTIL SOMEONE GETS PINED. And well I
have all the confidence in the world that I will win this match. AND I KNOW THAT I WILL
GET MY THIRD TITLE.
Now onto Kenny G, Your telling me that fighting
the rich man was easy. I gave you the hardest match in your career in the IWO. And well I
am not going to say that I gave you the title. I am just going to say that I had other
thing on my mind, Like Winning the Extreme title. And well I did win it. BUT don't think
for one second that I am done with you because your wrong. You see there is this Gino
Vaselino, I will get to him later, who wanted a shot at the TV title, So what
do you say about a triple threat match with You, Gino and I. It will be one hell of
a match. So come back with your answer and except to turn over that belt to the man it
looks best on. MEEEEEE
Oh and what about little ol' warchild. Warchild, words can't even
describe what I think of your sorry ass. And well I don't have the time or day to spend
time talking about you. The only thing that I will say is that I will fight you on Thursday
Last but not least. I have to bring up a certain IWO champion that
refuses to show his face around the IWO, I know what he is staying in his corner. ITS
BECAUSE he is running from me. And well he need to say something sooner or later.
Billy Gunn, you are the worst champion a federation could have. Yet the there are many
reason why you suck at being the champ, I will stick with the descriptions of what a true
champ should be like. 1. Well dressed 2. Good looking 3. The best wrestler and 4. His name
should be JACK THE RICH MAN................... I think I think those descriptions fit me
well. SO Billy or can I just you Bill..... Bill, I want a chance to bring the IWO gold
around a perfect waist and bring it to a perfect man. I am challenging you to a
match for the IWO gold at the PPV on June 3Oth. Well Mr. Gunn, I suggest that you
get ready for the ass kicking of a life time and be prepared to lose.
(Jack throws the camera man in the pool and it shut off)
Follow Ups:
Post a Followup