Lucy On The Tube With Breast Plates
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Picture a show 'bout a warrior princess
With dialogue penned by crazed chimpanzees
A confusing mixture of drama and action
With more than one mouthful of cheese
Hollywood extras appear by the droves
Dying to get their big break
But after their scene, they'll be paid only scale
And they're gone
Lucy on the tube with breast plates
Lucy on the tube with breast plates
Created by a tribe of primates
Oh-oh
Can't follow the story, it's never the same twice
One week it is violent, the next one big joke
Then singing and dancing or inane romancing
What brand do the head-writers smoke?
Joxer The Mighty appears on the screen
Longs for his love Gabrielle
I find my remote and with maximum warp
I am gone
Lucy on the tube with breast plates
Lucy on the tube with breast plates
Making Baywatch look like first rates
Oh-no
Pictured myself in a room with a TV
With eyelids propped open and tied to a chair
Suddenly somebody switches on Xena
A nightmare that's too cruel to bear
Lucy on the tube with breast plates
Lucy on the tube with breast plates
A torture they inflict on inmates
Oh-oh
Lucy on the tube with breast plates
Lucy on the tube with breast plates
I'll watch when my sanity vacates
Oh-no
Lucy on the tube with breast plates
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