Homer

Play Song

Homer is travelling tonight in his car

Planned to pick up Lisa

But he made it as far as Moe's bar

Now I can see Homer chugging a Duff

With his pal Barney

Looks like he's probably had enough!

Oh, oh, oh...

Homer J. Simpson

You are more than a 'Toon

Although you are portrayed

As a lard-assed baboon

Dumb as an ox

Quite unorthodox

Homer you're a star

Sunday evenings on Fox

Springfield is pretty

Though I've never been

Stop at the Kwik-E-Mart

And sample some Apu cuisine

Oh, oh and...

I can see Homer strangling Bart 

Oh God, the way he fathers

Not for the slightly faint of heart!

Oh, oh, oh...

Homer J. Simpson

You are more than a 'Toon

Although you are portrayed

As a lard-assed baboon

Dumb as an ox

Quite unorthodox

Homer you're a star

Sunday evenings on Fox

Homer works for

Montgomery Burns

Eats his weight in donuts

And gives Marge every penny he earns

 And now I...

I can hear Homer hollaring "D'Oh!"

Oh Fox, please never cancel

TV's most entertaining show

 

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