Wish I could take a
drive
See a critter that's
alive
No skunk, no squirrel,
no pets
They don't need no
stinking vets
Since they...crossed
for the other side
And with...fate and
metal they'd collide
It's a sight I'm sick
of seeing
Dead on the
road
Since you let Snowball
out for a pee
You fear there's been a
cat-astrophe
She doesn't come when
you call out her name
She caught her last
mouse
When she caught that
Acclaim
Lord I...can't drive
two miles and see
A stretch of highway
roadkill free
It's how I see Mother
Nature
Dead on the
road
There are groundhogs,
raccoons, porcupines too
If they weren't
squashed it would be like a zoo
So tie ol' Fido
securely out back
Or he'll get a close up
of a Cadillac
Those are, mean streets
for quadrupeds
Left their lairs and
lost their heads
It's a scene that makes
me nauseous
Dead on the
road
Dead on the
road
