The Quotes of the Door


Well, this list is back. For all those who didn't see it before, and didn't get the explanation, it is thus: These quotes define me and my position on things. A few of them are insude jokes, some of them are inspirational, some are funny, and some are just damn good advice. So, I present to you, the Quotes of the Door.

It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished!

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I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

I act this way to make you nuts

When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all…

Curiosity killed the cat.
NO! Ignorance killed the cat! Curiosity was framed!

If the universe is everything that is, and the universe is expanding, what's it expanding into?

You're just jealous because the voices talk to me. If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how do they make it stick to the pan?

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

All those who believe is psychokenesis raise my hand.
Psychokenesis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom?

Who's general failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?

If Barbie is so popular, who do you have to buy her friends?

Now this is the law of the jungle,
as old and as true as the sky,
and the wolf that shall keep it may prosper,
but the wolf that shall break it must die.
Like the creeper that girdles the tree trunks,
the law runs both forward and back,
and the strength of the pack is the wolf,
and the strength of the wolf is the pack.

There's a difference between an open mind and a vacant one.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Imagination rules the world

If it's not ON FIRE, it's a software problem

Warrior

Awwww, did I step on your poor, itty, bitty, ego?

Only dead fish swim with the stream

The greatest pleasure in life comes in doing what others say you cannot do.

Marching to a different kettle of fish

If more government is the answer, it must have been a really stupid question.

Evolution doesn't take prisoners

Raising consciousness, one eyebrow at a time

I am, I cried; I am, said I.

I'm not Schizophrenic!
Yes I am!
No we're not!
Who are you?

I'm the person your mother warned you about

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

If you try to fail, and you succeed, which have you done?

There's nothing more ego-boosting than getting kicked out of an anarchy convention.

Oh, please continue your petty bickering, I find it fascinating.

Muse

You all laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.

I am the Anti-Spice.

Heaven didn't want me and Hell was afraid I'd take over.

We should all do what in the long run gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry -- E.B. White

Dreams are only foolish to those who lack them

Even a bad book is still a book, and therefor sacred

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk." -- Stephen King

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance

Be nice to people until you have made your first million bucks. After that people will be nice to you

Like some kind of satanic accordion.

When one item in the fridge is consuming others, it's time to clean.

The clay penguin is dead.

I shook hands with Finbarr Clancy

Like a cursed swollen cow...

"You use that word a lot, I do not think it means what you think it means…"

Who slaughtered the plush moose?

That cat is filled with smaller cats.

Like a morbidly obese guinea pig.

I have neither been there nor done that.

The answer is always pi.

As the Ewoks say, Yip-cha!

It took me four days to hitch-hike from Saginaw, I've come to look for America!

When the first breath of winter through the flowers is icing,
and you look to the north and the pale moon is rising,
and it seems like all is dying and would leave the world to mourn,
in the distance hear the laughter of The Last Unicorn.

No matter where you go, there you are.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
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