The Conundrum

A conversation with Sarafy23

The following is an actual Instant message transcription, unedited in any way.

sarafy23: g
Animonique: hello.
Animonique: And who art thou?
sarafy23: have u read the inheritors
sarafy23: by william golding
Animonique: No I've not.
Animonique: I assume you've been to my page?
sarafy23: do u know where i can go to get a summary for it
sarafy23: a website
Animonique: ok, back to the first question: Who are you?
sarafy23: who cares
sarafy23: do u know
Animonique: Apparently me.
sarafy23: i don't give a fuck
Animonique: then you don't need to be taling to me. have a nice day.
sarafy23: just tell me please
Animonique: Tell me who you are, and maybe we can talk.
Animonique: Me, I'm Monique.
sarafy23: jason
Animonique: Monique the bitch. But you'd know that if you read the info.
Animonique: Oh, it's you...
Animonique: Jason peters I assume?
Animonique: Here's my suggestion: Go to the library, and read the book.
Animonique: summaries won't get you anywhere.
Animonique: you'll get gleaned information that will leave you hig and dry during the test.
sarafy23: what i'm not peters
sarafy23: i just need it
Animonique: Oh, then I don't know you.
sarafy23: please help me your my only hope
Animonique: I know a JAson peter's who'd be likely to try to weasel out of homework.
Animonique: I assumed you were he.
sarafy23: so help
Animonique: Why am I your only hope? How'd you get this name anyway?
Animonique: Randomly out of the database?
sarafy23: yes
sarafy23: help me
Animonique: Why ME? How am I different from anyone else?
sarafy23: just help
Animonique: go find someone else to help you cheat.
sarafy23: and stop asking ?
Animonique: I don't promote ignorance.
sarafy23: do u have any friends
Animonique: Many.
sarafy23: fuck no
sarafy23: just help
Animonique: None of whom try to weasel out of summer reading.
sarafy23: i'll give 2000 dollars
sarafy23: promise
Animonique: Give me one good reason why I should help you? I don't believe you have $2000, and you don't know where I live.
sarafy23: what do u have to lose
Animonique: It's a matter of principle.
sarafy23: called inyternet
Animonique: Your promises are roughly as bad as the icq messages on 'Lies, Damn lies, and ICQ messages'
sarafy23: u live in rhode island
Animonique: Yes. How very perceptive of you. you can read my info.
sarafy23: last name porior\
sarafy23: yep
Animonique: not quite, but close.
sarafy23: just help e
sarafy23: me
Animonique: No.
Animonique: why should i?
Animonique: I
sarafy23: please
Animonique: that's not a reason, that's begging like a dog.
Animonique: Wouldn't it just be easier to find some other person who's not a bitch and beg THEM to find you your cheaters notes?
Animonique: Or, here's a revelation, just read the damn book!
sarafy23: i have 1 day
Animonique: that's your problem, not mine. sarafy23: please
Animonique: That's what you get for procrastinating.
Animonique: Ok, here's the thing- I don't know you. You dont know me. I don't LIKE you. You want me to do something immoral, to help you dig yourself out of a hole you've gotten yourself into through laziness.
sarafy23: sorry to have to do this to u
Animonique is warned several times

>:o BITCH
Animonique: Why should I help you
Animonique is warned a few more times
Animonique: stop that.
Animonique: juvinile.
sarafy23: or else
Animonique: or else i block you.
Animonique: I
sarafy23: oh
Animonique: yeah.
sarafy23: u dumb fatass
Animonique: Now you're just being childish.
sarafy23: oh yur the gooddy toshoes
sarafy23: fag
Animonique: No, I'm a bitch.
sarafy23: that too
Animonique: I make no bones about it.
Animonique: I don't help people cheat, and I don't cheat myself.
Animonique: If you had done your reading when you were supposed to you wouldn't be in this mess. Animonique: and if you'd approached me with any kind of respect maye I WOULD have helped you in the first place. MAYBE.
Animonique: If you gave me a good enough reason.
sarafy23: this is what yo'll look like after i'm done with u bitch :-[
Animonique: Sure....
sarafy23: just help me
sarafy23: one favor
sarafy23: that's aLL
Animonique: You've yet to prove that you deserve it.
Animonique: I don't even know you.
Animonique: I don't understand why you're so hell-bent on getting this help from me.
Animonique: Explain why me and not some other person.
sarafy23: JUST CAN U HELP ME WITH ONE BOOK Animonique: Why?
sarafy23: I READ THREE OTHERS AND I OULDN'T FINISH THIS ONE BECAUSE MY BROTHER JUST DIED AND I WAS AWAY
Animonique: All I ask is why. If you can't answer, you have no leg to stand on.
sarafy23: THERE
sarafy23: PLEASE
Animonique: Stop shouting.
Animonique: Why ME.
sarafy23: U WERE RANDOM
Animonique: Why not somebody else? Somebody who knows you?
Animonique: If I'm random why can't you just find another random person?
sarafy23: I SAID U WERE RANDOM
sarafy23: DUMDASS
sarafy23: JUST FUCKIN HELP ME
Animonique: No.
Animonique: Find somebody else.
sarafy23: YUR BEING A DUMBASS
sarafy23: U HAVE NO FRIENDS
sarafy23: NO LIFE
sarafy23: YUR GAY
sarafy23: U PUT
sarafy23: YUR SELF UNDER THE READING GROUP
sarafy23: ON AOL
sarafy23: THAT IS GAY
sarafy23: YOUR
Animonique: somebody who's info doesn't say: My web address is
http://www.internettrash.com/users/animonique

Go there if you wish to know of me, prior to starting a chat. If you're a guy, and you're lonely, get the hell away from me. I do not random chat, EVER. EVER. EVER. And yes, I am the Queen mother of all bitches, and yes, I will yell at you for pestering me, and yes, it IS your own fault for not reading my info first.
I do actively accept challenges to my right to be a bitch. Bring it on.
sarafy23: A FAG
Animonique: I Read,
Animonique: And i'm hetero, I assure yo. Not that orientation matters.
Animonique: I, you.
Animonique: Sorry about my typos.
sarafy23: HELP ME
sarafy23: FAG
sarafy23: U THERE
sarafy23: HELP ME
sarafy23: PLEAESE
Animonique: You call me a 'dumbass' and yet you can't take the hint that some people on this planet have morals.
sarafy23: SHUT THE FUCK UP
sarafy23: AND HELP ME
Animonique: Having morals doesn't make me stupid. In fact it makes me smart.
sarafy23: GOOD FOR U
sarafy23: I DON'T FUCKIN CARE
Animonique: And stop swearing. It's so pointless.
Animonique: Well I don't care about you.
sarafy23: FINE
sarafy23: YUR RIGHT
sarafy23: NOW FUCKIN HELP ME
Animonique: ~sigh~ Ever heard the expression no means no?
sarafy23: OK
sarafy23: I'LL ASK U A QUESTION IF...
Animonique: Why would I help you after you've called me a dumb gay fatass
sarafy23: U DON'T ANSWER IT
sarafy23: CORRECTLY
sarafy23: U HAVE TO HELP ME
Animonique: How about....no.
sarafy23: SO YUR NOT SMART
Animonique: see, you can't make demands.
sarafy23: U ACT LIKE IT
Animonique: Smart enough not to play into your stupid games.
sarafy23: IT'S A SIMPLE ?
sarafy23: 1 ?
Animonique: yes, but I don't react well to those who make demands.
sarafy23: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT
Animonique: I don't like sports.
sarafy23: FAVORITE SUBJECT
sarafy23: ???
Animonique: English.
Animonique: Stop shouting.
sarafy23: OK
Animonique: Well, isn't this interesting. You're quiet...
sarafy23: IN THE BOOK MACBETH WHO R THE 2 SONS OF THE KING
Animonique: I haven't read macbeth since I was in 8th grade.... Which king?
sarafy23: DUNCAN
Animonique: Macbeth was the son of a king, and he became kind, and Conmar was a king...
sarafy23: WRONG
sarafy23: NOW HELP ME
Animonique: duncan... who were duncan's boys... I don't remember. Nor do I care. Nor will I help you.
sarafy23: IT WAS MALCOM AND DONALDBAIN
Animonique: I'm not big on Shakespeare.
sarafy23: WHO ART THOU
Animonique: I enjoy the Elizabethan tongue, is that so wrong?
sarafy23: THAT IS WHAT U SAID AT THE BEGINING OF OUR CONVERSATION
Animonique: It tends to throw of idiots.
Animonique: I also tend to seek theme more than detail.
Animonique: Do you know what the point of Macbeth was?
sarafy23: FUCK NO
Animonique: Then knowing the details doesn't really help you.
Animonique: The point was that Macbeth's knowledge of the future only caused him pain, and eventually death.
Animonique: In living for the future he achieved what he sought, but by foul means.
sarafy23: shut the hell up
Animonique: Well if I did that then I certainly couldn't help you.
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