Okay, maybe I was still half asleep but I went to Dead Oaks anyway and Shimatai -not her real name- is, indeed, "really ugly." Aaahh!!! I'm in love. She is so adorable. Go see her pictures. - - - - This morning on my way home from Repent, sober as hell, this car zips by me like I was parked on the freeway instead of doing eighty. Four things go through my mind simultaneously: One, Oh it's a cousin of Theo's; Two, it's black; Three, how very nice that it's also black; Four, must follow! So, keeping in mind that it was 3:30 in the morning and the 101 was emptier than a cemetery on New Year's eve, I floored it and gave chase. Theo's needle went from eighty to one hundred, then one hundred and ten... and the other car was still half a mile away. I was, Holy shit! So I lost my nerve and dropped down to eighty. Yes, yes, I know I'm a wuz. Ah, but see, there's a moral to this story. Yup. Ten, fifteen minutes later I passed by two CHP cars on the side of the road with their ugly lights on, and sandwiched between them was a black car... and I caught a glimpse of that oh so pretty blue-&-white Beemer logo. Ha! I was so pleased with myself. Yeah, I know it's sad. Shut up. - - - - I was going to go to the Dungeon tonight but I had to do other things which were more important. You know, like sleep and rest. Yeah,
I know it's sad. Shut up.
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